Today at madrigals one of the (hooooottt) guys picked me up and carried me and I felt all of the tendons in his arms and his chest was so hard and muscled. Oh my god.
Look Down Sped Up
OMG I LOST IT AT THE NOW PRISONER 24601 PART
i can’t even.
a slaaaaaave of the laaaaaaw
one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas
I’m disgusted by my ability to get this joke
one might even call it
A few weeks ago my japanese class did a gift exchange with our penpal class in japan and their box of stuff came in today. All of the gifts had really cute messages on yellow notes. This one was my favorite..
this girl ripped her galaxy leggings today and i couldnt stop laughing because there was a rip in the fabric of space
I DON’T THINK NON-WHOVIANS UNDERSTAND OUR TERROR LIKE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU CAN HATE ON MOFFAT ALL YOU WANT BUT WHEN HE WRITES EPISODES IN RTD’S ERA (not to mention the non-canon spoof) HE MAKES TERRIFYING ANTAGONISTS AND IT SERIOUSLY SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF YOU
Calvin’s snowmen are breathtaking achievements and I will accept no disputes
I freaking love Calvin’s snowmen
They forgot the best one though!
Just… I really love Stella De Libero wedding dresses. Like a Lot. So much love for all Stella De Libero gowns.
have you noticed that when someone goes ‘i was bitten by a dog once and now I’m kinda wary around them’ most people are like ‘aw, I understand’ but if a woman says she’s been raped/abused by men in the past and is now scared of them she gets told she’s paranoid and needs to get over it?
I noticed that.
have you noticed that when a dog bites a person, it gets put down
i like girls who look like they kill people for a living